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corpos cant ever seem to get enough of dred
paying out millies just to get inside his head

full stack dev even on that bullshit you embed
hacking everything from IOT to the web
cut his teeth hard building out an OS
did that shit in a few hours started asking whats next

cant slow dreddy down with ticket fatigue
automated all your work made your job a meme
got 10x engineers all feeling petite
make their 10x feel like an oh point three

dreddy give em all that imposter disease
running back to their boyfriends at MIT
start code review looking for things to pwn
santize this sql or ill put you in the hole

dont bother dreddy when hes in the zone
gonna spin gold outta some legacy code
dred got the servers survivin all the nukes
DR cross data centers from bangkok to beruit

cant keep his shit down for more than a few seconds
cdns kick in with 20 round robbin records
dont need cloudflare cuz i got a whole fleet
ansible configured dont need VNC

ddos all these losers from across the seas
take over their boxes with old ass cves
dred dont give a fuck he a hackin machine
taking over the world with mushroom philosophy

dred dont keep his kid gloves on for the ops
choke your bandwith harder than floyd and the cops
by the time that he's done you'll be begging to stop
but dread aint quitting till he hit the ROP
null route your host and watch your packets drop

and that aint all dred gotta say
wanna hear more well thats okay!
ill be in my dredcave growing out my shroom brain
parasitic symbiosis makes hackin' really great

living shroom zombie told the ape to shut up
let the reason dictate everytime i do stuff
spitting eldritch bars im a yellow kinda king
put shrooms on your brain when ya hear my rapping

dredhorseman aint a man but an eldritch abomination
got my concious splayed out its living internet adjacent
using big words but there aint much they saying
terminally online for those dictionary wading

but thats just cuz dred needs all the data
l2 shroom cache still needs a DDR layers
shitpostin online to strengthen the fibers
then im takin a nap dreds gettin tired